Teacher & Students

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. >The teacher asked,"Harry what is your problem?" >Harry answered, >"I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard >and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard >too!" >The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to >the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher >he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his >questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. >The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions >were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". >And so it went with every question the ! ! principal thought a third >standard >should know. >The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think >Harry can go to the third standard." >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" >The principal and Harry both agree. > >The teacher asks, >"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" >Harry, after a moment, "Legs." > >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" >The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! >Harry replied, "Pockets." > >Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's face. He was >so cool! > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" > >Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, >oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? >Harry: Coconut > >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the! ! >answer, Harry was taking charge. > >Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? >Harry: Bubblegum > >Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down >and a dog do on three legs? >Harry: Shake hands > >Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ? >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer, >Harry: legs > >The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. > >Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. >Harry: Yep. > >Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. >I get wet before you do. >Harry: tent > >Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. >The best man always has me first. >Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. >Harry: wedding ring > >Teacher: I ! ! come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you >blow me,you feel good. >Harry: nose >Guys ,please take things in the right sense like harry and ME. > >Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. >Harry: arrow > >Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot >of excitement? >Harry: "Firetruck" > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, >"Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."