Teacher & Students

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. >The teacher asked,"Harry what is your problem?" >Harry answered, >"I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard >and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard >too!" >The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. >While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to >the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher >he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his >questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. >The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions >were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > Harry: "9". > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" > Harry: "36". >And so it went with every question the ! ! principal thought a third >standard >should know. >The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think >Harry can go to the third standard." >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" >The principal and Harry both agree. > >The teacher asks, >"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" >Harry, after a moment, "Legs." > >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" >The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! >Harry replied, "Pockets." > >Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's face. He was >so cool! > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" > >Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, >oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ? >Harry: Coconut > >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the! ! >answer, Harry was taking charge. > >Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? >Harry: Bubblegum > >Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down >and a dog do on three legs? >Harry: Shake hands > >Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has four ? >The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the >answer, >Harry: legs > >The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued. > >Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. >Harry: Yep. > >Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. >I get wet before you do. >Harry: tent > >Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. >The best man always has me first. >Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. >Harry: wedding ring > >Teacher: I ! ! come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you >blow me,you feel good. >Harry: nose >Guys ,please take things in the right sense like harry and ME. > >Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. >Harry: arrow > >Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot >of excitement? >Harry: "Firetruck" > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, >"Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."

The A - Z of Achiving Success

Success: A saying says noting succeed like success. Meaning when a success come it often leads to another success. Success is real, great, it is the best thing that can ever happen to you. Please don't run Amok because you are not in the same pedestal with success, because their is still much time if you can read through, understand and digest my principles of success, don't put yourself in six and seven, just read and understand all the steps.

Success is define according to Oxford Dictionary as the fact of becoming rich or famous or of getting a high social position (There can be riches without success, some people are rich but not successful but success without riches is not possible) W talk about success and riches in other publications).

A - Z of Success
A - Seek to acquire Knowledge
B - Believe you can suceed
C - Be Courageous , Confidence, but no overconfidence.
( it destroys, ''You'll think you are Mr Know All'').
D - Determination to succeed, Develop yourself.
E - Expect Failure, Work hard for its opposite.
F - Fearlessness: It makes you forget past failure.
G - Generate, Graph out your road map, make sure your compass is accurate
with its leading.

H - Hunger Thirst and persist to succeed don't go off the rails.
I - Ignore necessary But not important demands (self e.t.c).
J - Just Obey the leading compass ( It takes you out of the wood).
K - Keep focused until you get their because the top is not far as you think.
L - Learn ( Learning is great, Leadership is good, Learners are Leaders).
M - Meditate, Maintain and Monitor yourself.
N - Take necessary precautions of the pills of success (Even when it is
very bitter).
O - Obey, take your leading compass roughest routes, Never misuse
Opportunities, Making sure you take time by the forelock.
P - Put a Positive attitude toward yourself and what you say to yourself
( I will make it, I will succeed).
Q - Ask Relevant Questions.
R - Recognise mistakes, make Repairs.
S - Be Specific ( Don't be a jack - of - all - trades), Survey your reading
and study plan.
T - Think wisely (Cudgel your brain), Teach: It is an expressway to becoming
a Leader.
U - Unite yourself with useful tools and materials such as books, information
and understandable teachers.
V - Violate all rules and demands of failure i.e self, situations and
condition.
W - Be Witty, don't be shy.
X - X-ray your capabilities and potentials.
Y - Yearn for Success.
Z - Zealousness will make you the cream of the society.

Are you asking yourself if you can succeed, Yeah you can succeed with God by your side all days of the year. There are Supernatural Forces who have said you can't succeed as far as I'm alive and you are the only you who can say no to them. Take prayer by your right hand and your success will follow. God without hard work is failure but God + hand work is success. When success come, some, many people ( good and bad ) will come identifying with you, please be wise, not everyone that comes around you is a friend, some are black legs, you most always try and smell rats very carefully, be satisfied with what you have because A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, don't let people lure you away from your successful abode. When all this is taking, with God you'll make a killing.

In Conclusion, Success is achieving that you have yearn for and remember ''noting succeed like Success''